Before marriage : I die for you.

After marriage : You die, up to you.

Much later : You die, I help you!

Before marriage : You go anywhere. . . I follow you.

After marriage : You go anywhere. . .up to you.

Much later : You go anywhere . . .better still.

Before wedding : You are my heart, you are my love.

After wedding : You get on my nerves.

Before wedding : You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella.

After wedding : You are worse than Godzilla.

Before wedding : Roses are red, violets are blue.

Like it or not, I'm stuck with you.

After wedding : Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you.

Before wedding : Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La.

After wedding : You want to go, he says you wait-la.

Before wedding : Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill.

After wedding : Furthest you go is Bukit Timah Hill.

Before wedding : He was your ideal.

After wedding : He becomes your ordeal.